Chandler,
A note for Mr. Nyberg, whichever one that is or could be. You know,
part of my problems derive from “Oregon Democrats” thinking that their
peculiar institutions inspired Nazi Germany. Actually, it is possible
that Hitler did visit Oregon at some point, and had certain
Nietzschean features which dominated (for example) the ’80s explained
to him; I don’t know why the fuck he would care, though, especially
compared to a man captivated by the “Overalls Brigade” and the
working-class culture of the city: Bertolt Brecht, whose “City of
Mahagonny” is about Portland as he imagined it to be. He was
*legitimately* allowed in the United States during the ’40s, when he
famously explained to HUAC that he just couldn’t be a Communist, and
*of course* he came and it was different than he could even imagine:
true Nietzscheanism beyond Nietzsche, the end of the world, complete
meaninglessness, all of history in all its phases — like the various
decades of cars you see in North Portland and nowhere else, since they
will be *taken off the road* with sledgehammers if need be. (He
probably said something in a letter like “If there was a university in
Portland, it would be the greatest university in the world”, too.)
Really, there is a way to grasp the idea of Nazi Germany in Portland,
and it’s not pathetic half-Jewish Germans hanging onto *Macht* by any
means supposedly possible. I spent an evening in the Multnomah County
Jail two days ago; when I got there I wasn’t expecting much of much,
but something tipped me off to its true character. There is a sign in
the “waiting room”, where they keep you for hours among an
comparatively extremely genial criminal population, that says “Don’t
get up, don’t talk to inmates across the wall, etc.” Normal enough, if
not exactly legally binding, but what was interesting about it was its
lettering: Not a “typeface” or a “font”, just letters — I guess they
were even legible. I was in *New York*; people were ripping on me in
incredible ways that would “normally” suggest they were going to kill
me, but everything was fine if you continued to be “loose”, and we
were served a sandwich that could not be expensive enough; the Mex
couldn’t say what kind of meat it was, but he knew it was pastrami.
The waiting room was initially pleasantly hot, then too cool, but I
felt like I was high on heroin even though I had only drank a 16oz
Steel Reserve (later I had some “haaard cider”, though). THAT IS NEW
YORK, the city of the Democratic dream — being deaf, dumb, and blind,
among the people in the greatest stage of “disorganization” possible.
How can you tell? The signs in New York are like “double vision”: if
you can stand to look at their “stereoscopic image”, and figure out
they really say nothing at all, you’re gonna have the time of your
life no matter what.
And in fact that, not “Portlandia”, was the idea of Nazi Germany: a
country without pain and Thoughts, a democratic country; and it was
the reality, even, even kind of for everybody, for a while, because
the guy in power was what you would call a “tool” if that was a real
word of English. However, unfortunately for Our Superiors, even
America had to give up on being “Locofoco” and there’s only one
granite city, with floating and tethered “accompaniments”, in the
entire world. Federal law is now in effect in the state of Oregon.
An addendum to this, for those who do not write “West Coast crime”: later in life, it has occurred to me that the widespread disdain for New York City conceals an interesting truth: most of those who inveigh against the evils of New York, which are many and hopefully not signal, actually know whereof they speak as they are from Gotham itself at some derive — “if you only knew how it was when
we were there, you would know how it can’t be the way it is today”. When it was all roughly “Continental New York”, when the government all sizes pressed many a dime into your hand, when the wobbly Wobblies ruled “Southern precincts”, when the gangs of New York were obviously vile and trapped in Hell’s Kitchen, and the “Bowery bums” nothing to fuck with, when Hannibal Hamlin got a he-row’s welcome from Fremonter and Douglassite alike, when the Erie Canal was built “a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”, when old G.C. showed certain people this was how we did it, when they knew better, when they knew best, when they knew not at all.
However, the “progressive” regressive method is this: if your family did not pass through Ellis Island, as the vast majority of the American populace did, you’re not just anybody — and they are everybody, including the recent African immigrants who discovered that neither money nor the Philadelphia Eagles smelled. Who did not start there, on the sidewalks of New York, in a “boro” both inviting and repulsive enough? Those who did not have to, and those from Angel Island: and yes, they are from there, not a Jeep Cherokee nation: and damned if they can ride the IRT right up to Penn Station.